Texts from my dad pt II

  • Me: The van has a flat tire
  • Dad: OMG!
  • Me: I'll send you a picture
  • Dad: Don't try to drive it!

The Dating Game

  • Mom: Someone's calling you!
  • Me: I'm coming
  • Mom: It's a 757 number. Who is it?
  • Me: No one important.
  • Mom: Are you sure? Is it...A BOYFRIEND? IS IT?
  • Me: No.
  • Mom: IS IT?!
  • Me: No! It's the subfinder system, Mom!
YES

YES

(Source: myinsanebrain)

Pooja says I’m being too emo, so here’s this.

Pooja says I’m being too emo, so here’s this.

  • May 16, 2012, 3:52pm

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“Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more,
Men were deceivers ever;
One foot in sea, and one on shore,
To one thing constant never.”
“Much Ado About Nothing”, Shakespeare

  • May 15, 2012, 8:42pm

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surisburnbook: Amy Poehler’s ginger baby is not amused. He is, however, still extremely ginger.

surisburnbook:

Amy Poehler’s ginger baby is not amused.

He is, however, still extremely ginger.

“I’m going to stop dressing up to go to Harris Teeter - all the cute boys I spot there end up holding hands with another cute boy at the checkout counter”
Colleen
  • Mom: If you get married to an Indian man, you get these diamond earrings. If you marry a white man, you get nothing. No inheritance.
  • Dad: Don't worry, by the time it comes to that point, you won't want that inheritance anymore.